Top definition. The term BLumkin is when a man is sitting on the toilet taking a shit. And has his woman come in and give him head during the act of shitting. Feb 1 Word of the Day. Makin babies , gettin yo grind one without a jimmy hat.
Urban Dictionary: Reverse Blumpkin
Tea bag - As you are sitting on a girl's face, repeatedly dip your scrotum in and out of her mouth, similar to a tea bag in a cup of hot water. An old favorite. Hot Lunch - While receiving head from a woman, you shit on her chest. The Stranger - Sitting on your hand until it falls asleep and then jerking off, eliciting the feeling of a hand job from someone else. Donkey Punch - Banging a girl doggy style and then moments before you cum, sticking your dick in her ass, and then punching her in the back of the head. This gives a tremendous sensation, but for it to work correctly, the girl must be knocked out so that her asshole tightens up.
The Great Blumpkin
Sign up for our newsletters Subscribe. Q I'm a straight year-old female who has known my fiance since freshman year of college. He has a fetish where he likes to watch women use the bathroom. I knew this, having seen some of his porn early on, and I accepted it.
Opinions Melissa Fuller — Published January 24, So for those of you who are wondering, a blumpkin is when a man receives oral sex while sitting on a toilet and defecating aka shitting. That being said, my theory when it comes to sex is if you can conceive of it, at least some people are doing it. Why does your boyfriend want you to give him one?